I found the Alfie cassette in my father’s moldy smelling cassette bag that he kept under the television. I listened to it constantly alone in my room. Sometimes I’d even pretend to play along even though at the time I didn’t play any instrument.

I especially liked Alfie’s Theme. I also wondered who Alfie was. I wanted an equally as exciting theme for myself. I tried to make one up but wasn’t successful.

A few years ago I watched the movie Alfie. It wasn’t what I expected. It was too long and bored me out of my mind. Nothing like the tune. After watching the movie, I decided that Alfie really didn’t deserve to have such a good theme.

This performance cuts off in the middle, but it’s still worth watching. We can just imagine what the rest of it might be like.